January 2011
65 posts
ernieveggiesaurus asked: Are you sure you are ready for the snow?
xmassacrephotox:
It’s so funny when people complain about how horrible having a hangover is then they go out and get shit faced the same night. People are so fucking dumb sometimes.
REAL TALK!
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I'm fucked without you.
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homework....
MEH!!!!!!
Teppei moved north!! :) →
fuckyeahthrice:
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit scared for the future of Thrice but I’m really happy for Tepps and it looks beautiful.
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suchsubtlety asked: what are some of your favorite bands?
how did you meet Lauren?
last movie you saw in the theaters?
if you could travel anywhere, where?
when was the last time you threw up?
whats the easiest way to be cheered up?
how did you meet Lauren?
last movie you saw in the theaters?
if you could travel anywhere, where?
when was the last time you threw up?
whats the easiest way to be cheered up?
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bored.
ask me questions?
please!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
The Greenhornes (106)
Russian Circles (82)
Young Widows (53)
The Weakerthans (43)
Fences (36)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Anonymous asked: ‘Do not fear, for I am with you; do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, surely I will help you, surely I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.’ Isaiah 41:10
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suchsubtlety asked: YOU ARE LAUREN'S BOYFRIEND!
man, awesome. i just kinda got to know her a little bit more today (what a beautiful girl).
you two are amazing.
i'm sorry for sounding so creepy but i put two and two together and pretty much just smiled a big smile.
man, awesome. i just kinda got to know her a little bit more today (what a beautiful girl).
you two are amazing.
i'm sorry for sounding so creepy but i put two and two together and pretty much just smiled a big smile.
Good night friends
weee…..!!!!
suchsubtlety asked: you are my new hero. and you look like my friend.
TWO POINTS.
facebook?
TWO POINTS.
facebook?
No other website wants to work on my computer...
TUMBLR.
oh noes.
i am not kidding either.
privategalaxy asked: oh okay thanks haha.
i feel like if i see one more paramore quote or hayley picture, i'm going to light something on fire. D:
i feel like if i see one more paramore quote or hayley picture, i'm going to light something on fire. D:
suchsubtlety asked: If you are lonely, you should get a cat. :3
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
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meh.
Off to bed.
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Dear Tumblr,
cogitaantesalis:
The game.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
Wow. This is amazing. I have heard this story beofre but it always blows me away.
Their isn't a lot of things that I can tell someone, on why I believe in God. I just do.
Portlandia: Did You Read? - Portlandia - Series -... →
sweetuncompromisingview:
this is me and geri.
JK LOL!
i read MORE!
This if you change reading to internet stuff this is the both of us.
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RANT!
I am sorry but why do kids that smoke pot and do drugs, have to tell the whole world? I am not judging them on their what they do but do they really have to tell the whole world? “I am so high right now.” Its just stupid. Nobody gives a fuck if go on tumblr and see stupid shit because you are high. I drive my car and i see stupid shit.
meh.
i am bored...
ask me things in my ASK ME box. please?
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privategalaxy asked: haha sorry for the creepy follow but...
i was looking for cool people to fill up my dash and you seem like one so...
bam.
:)
i was looking for cool people to fill up my dash and you seem like one so...
bam.
:)
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I would like to meet you guys. :]
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
The Weakerthans (25)
Phoenix (24)
Andrew Jackson Jihad (17)
Against Me! (17)
The Riot Before (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
HOW THE FUCK DID INCEPTION NOT WIN BEST SOUNDTRACK
notsofuckingspecial:
HOW
i agree….. it pissed me off.
On behalf of all the Thrice fans out there I'd...
fuckyeahthrice:
I’m very sorry for your loss. Stay strong.
R.I.P. Mr. Breckenridge.
Very tough times for them…. RIP sir and God will be with you, as well as your father.